Peter Pawlick

When he introduces himself as “Pete”, a significant number of people hear “Keith.”
It used to embarrass him when his mother would pantomime his family surname. PAW-LICK.
In Minnesota, he was once asked why he didn’t have a Kennedy accent.
In India, he was once asked if he was Chinese.
French people tell him that when he speaks French, he sounds like a cross between a drug dealer and an old professor. (He can explain why.)
When he worked at a Hibachi restaurant, his coworkers called him, “Senator.”
A friend told him recently that his bathrobe defines him. It is plaid, with peaked lapels.
